(Mac: Ah, this is a good break from May.  Although, I do hope Callie and–whatever his name is–come back soon.  Hmm, she said that bag would be over by….I see it.  Ok, then I’ll just get fiv-ish and be on my–)

HP: 3

(Mac: W-AAAY!!  WHAT IS THAT THING?!)
(Spider: *Screech*)
(Mac: Oh dude, I am so not ready for this kind of job.  But I do need work, so I’ll just have to dash around it and….What?!  No!  Don’t go for the food!!  I need to deal with this before the food is contaminated…worse.)

-Reach for a fly swat-

-Throw a dirty fork-

-Stomp on it-

-Reach for the broom-