With a neck like a tower and a nose like a tower of Lebanon that smelled like apples, how could Solomon not be love in with the girl?  *Using wrist communicator* Hey, Justice, does my nose smell like apples?

(Justice: One would think that is a question for your nose.  Stand back, you vile defector!! *Explosion*  I’m almost done and will return shortly, my beloved apple.)

Well, that was exciting.  It sounds like he’s having a blast, so he might actually be back in time to help us later.  Let’s hurry with this question so I can think about any preparations I need to make before he returns.  Should I order something to eat from downstairs?  Anyway, what can many waters not quench?