Don’t you love the detail we put into our efforts? Anyway, David ruled in Hebron, which was still in Israel, but it wasn’t as grand as ruling the entire area. Of course, he was soon made king of all, and he was living a pretty sweet life as the king until he did something stupid. He committed adultery and tried to cover the resulting pregnancy up by arranging for the woman’s husband to come home from the battlefield for a while. When this didn’t work, David had the guy murdered!!
What was the name of the poor girl stuck in the middle of all of this?