(Georgia: Hey sweetie, I’m Georgia.  I haven’t seen you before.)
(Girl: Hello, I’m Tina.  I just moved into town.  And who are you, sir?)
(Mac: I’m Mac.  Thanks for asking.  It’s nice to meet you.)
(Georgia: What can I get for you, hon?)
(Tina: What do you recommend, Georgia?)
(Georgia: Try our new steak fries!  For only $7.99, you can have the most mouthwatering side order this town has to offer, only at Dwayne’s Diner.)
(Tina: Beautiful.)
(Mac: Wow.)
(Tina: Ok, I’ll take the steak fries and a cheeseburger.  That’s it.)
(Georgia: Ok then.  Hmm….Hey hon, lean in a second.  You see our guy here?  *Whispering*)
(Tina: Hee hee, ok…but…. *whispering*)
(Georgia: That’s fine.  Ok, so, did I change your mind?)
(Tina: You did.  Then let me have…*Tina looks at you and shakes her head, smiling* three onion rings, four broccoli sprouts, a dozen egg roll salami messes, a tuna casserole, two egg yoke pies and a cream soda.)
(Georgia: Oh my, you must’ve eaten already.)
(Tina: Nah, I was just being timid.  I must watch my figure, you know.)
(Georgia: You look fine, hon.)
(Tina: Aw, well thank you!  In that case, I’ll add two chicken wings, a bowl of grapes and two pumpkin pies.)
(Mac: Ok, seriously, girls?)
(Tina: Hey, you’ll thank me someday, hee hee!)
(Georgia: Well, we do have to make sure we don’t swindle you, Tina.  We’ll have mercy on the guy and stop there.)

-Have mercy!-

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