*Sings* His banner over me was loooove!

Ha ha!  Did you like that?  Good!  I can’t hear you any more than you can hear me, so I’m assuming you said, “Of course, Charity!”  Alright, hon, this may seem abrupt, but now is as good a time as any to address something before going further into the story.  We’ll try to keep it somewhat family friendly, but what does God say about physical intimacy between a husband and wife?

-If you’re married, enjoy it-

-The Bible doesn’t talk about such inappropriate matters-

-It’s only for reproduction, not pleasure-

-It’s always a sin, even if married-