It’s Shamgar the Goad Man, baby!  Hi-yah!  Hehe, so these judges were used to display that God doesn’t need our skills or our weapons to fight.  He can take a water pitcher or a farming tool, or some regular ol’ Sam, and turn them into super weapons of righteous action!

Like this guy here in the picture who sneaked into the throne room of an enemy king, claiming to have a message, but was there to assassinate the tyrant.  He was able to get in because, heh heh, he was left-handed, which was unusual for that day.  Security was obviously lacking in that palace.  Who was the secret agent of dexterity?

-Ehud-

-Still Shamgar, the dude was awesome-

-Samson, actually-

-This never happened!-