(Tommy: The answer, as my quizzers recall, is that Thessalonica is in Greece.  Okay, Mike, back to you.)

Thanks, bro.  And now, the ladies are going to help with the next question.

(Jo: Hang on, babe.  I gotta’ put my hair up for action mode.)

Seriously? Ha ha!

(Susie: This is why I keep mine short, ha ha!  I’m always ready.)

(Jo: Okay, start the skit now.)

What’s another name for Thessalonica, besides Pigtail Time?

(Jo: Oh, hardy har!)

-Thrace-

-Turkey-

-Saloniki-

-The Salon-