“Woman, thou art pregnant.”

    “What shall we name him, husband?”

    “Ahithophel.”

    “Husband, thou hast sneezed.”

    I totally see this being the conversation surrounding this man’s birth.  At least you now know the answer to the last question.  Last question?  Surprise, surprise!  You’ve made it to the end.  Now, just answer this to finish it all!

    David has one more major sin recorded.  What did he do this time?

 

-Stole another woman-

-Killed another friend-

-Took a census against God’s orders-

-I’m just joshin’!-