“Hey, Abner, I gotta’ do a thing.” “Oh, yeah? What?” Then Joab kills Abner. It wasn’t quite the surprise as I made it out to be, but it got the point across. All the same, we move onto more death, of course, haha! When David was going to be king, it turned out there was a surviving son of Saul who tried to take his father’s former throne by force. He died. What was his name?